- cute girl: wow what do you drive?
- me: i ride a bike
- cute girl: oh. well what do you want to drive?
- me: my dick into you
Yeah, yet 99% of the U.S. Population is unaware of the fact that Banks are fiddling with derivatives worth well over 64 Quadrillion Dollars. Which is about 20 times more than the entire World’s Economy Combined. And you think there’ll be no more financial disasters? Oh, you just wait and see. “Financial Apocalypse” coming soon.
Who’s going to bail out the United States?
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